Ponyland

John McCain.

Literally.

War?

Oh yeah, that war.

An explosion rocked the building which houses the Iraqi parliament inside
Baghdad's heavily fortified Green Zone, a US military spokesman confirmed.

But according to John McCain, a market in Baghdad is as safe as one in Indiana and there is much reason to remain optimistic about the situation in Iraq. Just give it another six months, we will make more progress. Joe Lieberman also agrees that there is reason to be optimistic. We have a plan, and yes, it is a good plan.

Can we please cut the crap already? How many more people need to die because these children cannot admit that they have been wrong about everything all the time.

Projection

John McCain.

"It is the right road. It is necessary and just," the Arizona Republican said in excerpts of remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday at the Virginia Military Institute.

"Democrats, who deny our soldiers the means to prevent an American defeat, have chosen another road. It may appear to be the easier course of action but it is a much more reckless one," McCain said as Democrats, who control Congress, continued their standoff with Bush over war funding and a withdrawal timetable.

Sorry buddy, this is a Republican war now, not an American one, and the only defeat will be a Republican one. The public voted for us to leave; they have finally had it with your lies and shennanigans. Stop trying to project your weakness and filth onto others.

Of course there's still this:

While there, McCain said he was cautiously optimistic about security improvements in Baghdad even as he toured the capital under heavy military guard. Some Iraqis mocked his characterization as too rosy, and he faced criticism at home of being out of touch with reality.

Just like this.

Jerk-Off

John McCain:

“Of course I am going to misspeak and I’ve done it on numerous occasions and I probably will do it in the future,” says McCain. “I regret that when I divert attention to something I said from my message, but you know, that’s just life,” he tells Pelley, adding, “I’m happy, frankly, with the way I operate, otherwise it would be a lot less fun.”

Sure, John, your consistent lying about a failed war that causes more of our troops to be killed instead of accurately characterizing the situation, which would help get our sons and daughters home sooner, is fun and that's just life and you are happy with it because "otherwise it would be a lot less fun."

John McCain, Jerk-Off.