Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Iran Safe

I am SO relieved.

Traces of bomb-grade uranium found two years ago in Iran came from contaminated Pakistani equipment and are not evidence of a clandestine nuclear weapons program, a group of U.S. government experts and other international scientists has determined


Good luck to Bushco at trying to come up with a rationalization for war with Iran.

Although since it's science I guess it's only a matter of time before someone's going to claim that there are nuclear weapons there, we just haven't found them yet because god wants to hide them from us until we can be punished for making the world gay. This theory will be called "Intelligent WMDs" and will be given equal time in the mainstream media.

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