Better wait for the bling. Bling baby, like the whore fundamentalist Christians know you are, because you're a woman.
I guess I need to start drinking heavily in order to see why abstinence is the moral high ground, because I am sober and not getting it at all.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Want Him to Knock You Up with His Thing?
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Drinking isn't a substitute for sex so much as a (figurative) lubricant for it.
P.S. If you haven't already, I think you should make a comment about all the Iraq as El Salvador talk of recent days. I was daydreaming on the bus the other day and I began to think "How could we fuck up Iraq even more?" and then, like an early Christmas present, there it was: US-backed death squads.
Whiskey Dick owes me, like, 4 dollars. We get to the Jack in the Box on Geary, the one that's open until 2 and we're walking in and he's all like "Oh man, I must have left my wallet in my khakis...Man, I was really hoping for an Oreo Cookie Shake...a medium one..." What a world class twat.
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