Tuesday, January 10, 2006

ScAlito Evening Blogging

Schumer: (totally on stare decisis) Don't be a little Thomas. He lied to us about his views on stare decisis. You just said you believe it's strong, but is not always applicable, yet your favorite jurist is Bork, who said that stare decisis isn't worth shit. What's up with you? Who's your daddy?

Alito: I don't know, we gotta see what will happen.

Alito got really flustered at this point.

Cornyn: Let me stop sucking your cock for a few minutes so I can congratulate you, and poo poo those left wing senators for beating up on you, Samsy-Wamsy.

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