White House Pest Briefing

Just now on C-Span I saw an elderly white guy ask Scotty: (paraphrased)

Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transvestite and transgender people have threatened to show up and be first in line for the White House's easter egg hunt. What is the President going to do to prevent these activists from assaulting family values?

and

There have been reports of 200 Mexican soldiers on the border and inside the U.S. What is the President doing to protect the integrity of our borders?

Does anyone doubt that the WH is purposefully letting wingnuts in to spread GOP talking points and give Scotty softballs? Journalistic integrity my left asscheek.

Oh, and this was great:

Scott, what about Abramoff in the White House?

Scott: I've said we're not going on a fishing expedition... This was a man who contributed to both Republicans and Democrats.

AND

Scott, do you have anything to say about Abramoff?

Scott: Some of you want to engage in partisan politics, but I'm not going to do that.

Fuck you Scottie, it's not a fishing expedition when it's true, and Abramoff NEVER contributed to Democrats. That's a blatant lie.